The Real Professional Agitators
Federal Agents aren't here to make you any safer
Although we haven’t even made it a full month into the new year, 2026 is already shaping up to be an inflection point in American history. Namely, the Trump administration has already proudly executed two Minneapolis residents, both American citizens, in cold blood.
Many more have been maimed or arrested without cause.
At the beginning of the month, Renee Nicole Good, a loving 37-year-old mother, was shot in the face at point-blank range while legally observing ICE operations in her city. No more than two weeks later, Alex Pretti, a 37-year-old ICU nurse who worked extensively with veterans, was similarly beaten up and then shot to death by a large gang of DHS agents while he was peacefully filming a protest.
Immediately after these murders, the Trump administration accused both victims of being violent domestic terrorists and ‘professional agitators’ who meant to inflict maximum harm on officers. Greg Bovino, Trump’s Gestapo-cosplaying immigration enforcement czar, even claimed Alex Pretti arrived on the scene with the intent to ‘massacre’ law enforcement with a semi-automatic pistol — even though footage clearly shows he never brandished a weapon at police.
Moreover, by the time he was executed, with as many as (eleven ?) bullets dumped into his back and head by Trump’s orcs, Alex Pretti had already been disarmed by one of the officers and no longer posed any threat — if he ever did to begin with.
At this point, we can only speculate that he carried a weapon for self-defense, as he was reportedly a legal gun owner and had an explicit right to bear arms under the Second Amendment.
Surely, if he were truly looking to attack officers or commit a mass shooting, he had no shortage of opportunities to do so. Nevertheless, it appears he was only guilty of ‘shooting’ officers with his camera — a tool far more dangerous to ICE than any gun, capable of inflicting a small measure of accountability on masked cowards.
The government’s slander campaign is the worst part of all this. When Nicole Good was murdered, Trump officials, including the president himself, claimed that she rammed officers with her car and sent an ICE agent to the hospital with serious injuries. Nevertheless, video evidence proves that she never hit anyone with her car, and was driving AWAY from law enforcement at the time of her death. News agencies and local police further confirmed there were NO reported injuries in that incident aside from Nicole Good’s ICE-perpetrated homicide.
The rush to judgment is completely unacceptable.
And of course, neither victim matched the profile of a domestic terrorist as claimed by the administration. On the contrary, Alex Pretti’s last action in life was to check on the safety of another person at the scene who had been violently pushed to the ground and pepper-sprayed by DHS.
He was a nurse through and through; even in his final moments, he was dedicated to helping others.
Nicole Good’s final recorded words, meanwhile, were that she wasn’t ‘angry’ at the officers who had stopped her car and later killed her. Again, not the words of a domestic terrorist.
Make no mistake, Alex Pretti and Nicole Good could have been any of us — law-abiding, professionally-employed American citizens who were gunned down merely for observing federal law enforcement activities in their communities. The fact that they were both white is likely to be another wake-up call to even the most MAGA conservatives, illustrating that this really could have happened to anyone.
Ultimately, the only real ‘professional agitators’ mentioned in this story are the DHS agents themselves. Eventually, the rest of the population has to realize that these easily provoked sociopaths aren’t being sent into our neighborhoods to make us safer.
Seriously, how are they protecting us by killing us?
The administration’s specific crackdown on Minneapolis isn’t coincidental, either. Donald Trump obviously has a score to settle with the state’s Democratic leadership, specifically Governor Tim Walz, who previously ran as his party’s vice presidential nominee. In other words, the prime target for revenge.
And in contrast to Minnesota, Republican-led states in the deep South, like Texas and Florida, are the real statistical capitals of illegal immigration, yet have been conspicuously spared from heavy-handed enforcement campaigns.
There are clearly partisan motivations in play.
Ultimately, the administration isn’t flooding blue states with paranoid and poorly-trained federal law enforcement agents to protect citizens from illegal immigrants. Rather, Trump, Bovino, Pam Bondi, and Kristi Noem are intentionally throwing fuel onto a lit fire, expecting an explosion. They want to see death, chaos, and destruction, as it serves as an excuse to enact martial law, seize voter rolls, and perhaps even suspend federal elections. All while making life a living hell for liberals — a win-win.
Let me tell you, I have never felt threatened by a brown person, but masked men wearing brown is a completely different story. Will I become the next ‘domestic terrorist’ to be felled during my next trip to the grocery store?
Trump and his band of misfit morons could stop the bloodshed tomorrow if they wanted, simply by withdrawing their forces and reviewing their tactics, but they have decided to double down on cruelty instead.
They have made themselves complicit in the violence.
By hiding the suspects, preventing local investigators from accessing the crime scenes, and sharing cruel memes to slander the victims, we can only assume these fatal outcomes were their intent all along.
On account of the federal cover-up, Renee Nicole Good and Alex Pretti aren’t being treated as accidental casualties of a botched operation, but as enemy ‘combatants’ who were worthy of execution at gunpoint.
Again, we are talking about an ICU nurse and a loving mother here. The administration truly has no shred of empathy.
The administration’s message to federal agents is unmistakable: you are allowed to kill whomever you want, whenever you want, for any reason. Regardless of guilt or negligence, we will protect you from prosecution and manufacture a state media narrative that absolves you of responsibility.
This is practically a declaration of war against the American people.
These are the actions of a hostile invasion force — like Russia in Ukraine — not a serious law enforcement agency. Even soldiers deployed to active war zones abide by stricter rules of engagement than your typical ICE agent.
Federal agents need to be withdrawn from Minneapolis immediately; otherwise, this already tragic chapter in American history is about to get a whole lot darker.
When the election results started to trickle in on November 5th, 2024, I expected things to get gnarly, but I never quite expected to see full-on-murder levels of evil.
We often say elections have consequences, and as of 2026, those consequences now extend to the lives of your neighbors.
Vote responsibly.